I am doing my absolute best to keep my life together. We got a dog, she’s literally perfect and certainly smarter than your dog; I don’t care if your seeing eye pup won a motherfucking spelling bee, do not @ me.
I’m writing this because it’s an attempt to remember to post here! I have three goals right now
finesse a fuckin title change at work / be released from a horrible client
finish “Ready for Revolution” by Kwame Ture, Michael and I’s 2022 book (ell oh ell!). Currently on page 600 out of like 800. So. You know. Pray for me.
prepare to turn the new denver mayoral proposed budget into graphics so fucking sick everyone will agree we should just make the money printer go brrrrrr until we house everyone
i assume this is going to be a part one, because i am a bitch! and also use computer so much my brain has been essentially microwaved.
Also im not going to apologize for not meeting any of my May tech goals to you, randos, because im meaner to myself than you could ever be!
Let’s get into the Content, shall we? Below is a list of uncharitable and/or unhinged thoughts I have had personally, professionally, et cetera. If you’re not a hit dog, don’t holler. XOXO GOSSIP GIRL
I’ve had stomach aches that lasted longer than this relationship
men being lonely because they’re miserable to be around …. INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS, I LOVE TO SEE THEM SUFFER
you’re a bad person AND a failure? damn, pick a struggle!
“The Bible is God’s inerrant Word… I like [who cares] translation.” Bitch, learn Amarhic or stop posting!
“There’s no way to truly submit to technology” – I feel like this is true except in the case if you make the tech yourself? I could submit to, for example, my inbox processing rules. really makes u think
“when you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on” bold of you to assume I have any rope
“i will create a fermentation environment that is so anaerobic”
“recommended to hand wash only??” get out of my house!
what if, instead of spirit week, we automated ourselves out of a job instead?
“is the bread for tortas called pan torta? how would i find this out other than embarrassing myself at the taco truck”
“login – noun. log in – verb. thank you for coming to my ted talk”
“i feel bad i didnt have my calendars up to date, since that’s literally one of my hobbies”
“you should work at my brother’s company!” your brother is a misogynist, pass
Lani.Tech 